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  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:36pm

    i think when she wakes up he should just keep cooking for her till the mate gets home. . then sit back and watch his face when he realises she's still there

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:37pm

    maybe they didn't ask her to leave yet because they can't, like a grizzly bear during winter, the fat chicks can enter a deep hibernation for a long time.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:15pm

    hey why do fat girls give good head....because they have too.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:39pm

    when fat girls bellys slap against you whilst fucking them, it makes a funny noise

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:40pm

    @ 2:39- Mother walrus going "Thwap, thwap, thwap" from mystery alaska haha

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:25pm

    Hey thx for the m&m's :)

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:15pm

    Bahahaha. Fat chicks are just as bad as fat guys.

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:20am

    maybe the funniest thing ive ever read

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:05pm

    crack open a bag of M&Ms and leave a trail to the front door then wake her up and when she gets the M&Ms close and lock the door

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:23pm

    LMFAO!! Positively hilarious! I can't believe you haven't made up some excuse yet to get her outta the house?! I would have politely asked her to leave like hours ago! Good foryou man.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:28pm

    This is f*ing great. I had this happen to me before too. She had Jack's Salsa Sauce.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:54pm

    Mancode says to stop her snoring with ur cock.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 3:33am

    you guys are SO EFFING MEAN. but i will admit i laughed. and im not grotesquely fat, but im not skinny either. im a tiny bit overweight and i thought those jokes were totally hilarious! its all in fun,

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:59am

    ^^ Why? Are you fat?

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 10:03am

    how are you " a tiny bit overweight"? fatty.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:43am

    "Karma" doesn't have an 'h'.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 2:32pm

    if you hate fat chicks so much dont take them home?! sort of logical really isn't it.

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:20pm

    3:39 abbreviating words like that is so 1998.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:13am

    wow, there's an amazing number of anonymous assholes on this site. Good luck with your kharma.

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 2:07am

    ^^ nope, just human.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:51pm

    fat chicks are like mopeds. they're fun until your friends catch you riding one

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:16am

    I think fat chicks still look better than fat guys. Fat Guys probably can't see their dicks from their guts!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:44pm

    frightening on a number of levels and you guys are horrible wingmen....... how did a fat chick get in the house???? and why was she left there???? blatent disreguard of the bro code

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:15pm

    thats my area code.. :)

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:32pm

    thatso sooo mean... but hilarious..

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:52pm

    3:15... hhahaahah. this is classic.

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 1:41am

    all a matter of preference. I love the chunky ones.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 9:29am

    my friend and i just died laughing, well played sir

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:43pm

    Lock the fridge and bounce.

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:14pm

    that's sooooo mean......funny.......but meannnnnn.....

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:56pm

    to 3:15..... So... how'd that whole situation work out for ya? lol..

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 4:23pm

    repping 315 i love it

  • 33 55
    Submitted by jeepjunkie007 on Oct 25, 10 at 6:35am

    Way to keep it classy 315!

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:58am

    if you dont hate fat chicks, you have a lot to learn