can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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