My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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