fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
operation harelip BJ is a go
time to smoke my breakfast
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
well, you know. whores of a feather.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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