Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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