We're like a lot better than the average bears
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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