Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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