to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Dicks are not precious.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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