i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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