Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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