dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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