I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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