Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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