I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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