East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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