Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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