No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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