i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Too much gin, very little bucket
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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