I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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