Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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