Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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