So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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