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Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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