Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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