You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
my poor anus
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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