We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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