I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
false alarm, still single
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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