If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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