idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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