She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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