I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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