Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
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You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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