she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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