I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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