Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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