I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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