thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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