is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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