I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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