yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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