therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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