There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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