Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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