Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to make out with him forever
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Randomize