was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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