i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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