I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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