The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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