she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
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He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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