We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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