What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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