Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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